Shit PR Chicks Say
Holy shit, this is going to be a fuckshow. P.S. the mini coach is anything but mini.
AG
CL: “OMG, my friend’s kid asked why she had a mustache on her tinkler.” KD: “Why DOES she have a mustache on her tinkler? I think it’s a legit question.

dothefreddie:

Kathy Griffin does her Honey Boo Boo Child impression!

I want to poop in a box and send it with a bottle of XXXX (client product) to XXXXX (media outlet).
MC
I want to call XXXX and be like, dude, you fuckhead!
AG on celeb agent
I hope that tornado doesn’t upstage our tornado.
CP, agency partner, hoping our PR charity event will still be relevant when we execute it.
I don’t even know what just happened on that call, I just blacked out.
MC
Sometimes it takes you until 6pm to realize there’s been a pair of underwear balled up in the ankle of your skinny jeans all day.
MC
My friend used to bang that guy.
AG (not a PR chick but a bro hanging out in PR) says as someone getting a tour walks by
The client used the word ‘fiduciary.’
CS referring to her cra cra client